Software engineer and his wife ..

Husband:                    hey dear, I am logged in.

Wife:                          would you like to have some snacks?
Husband:                    hard disk full.

Wife:                          have you brought the saree.
Husband:                    Bad command or file name.

Wife:                          but I told you about it in morning
Husband:                    erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.

Wife:                          hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband:                    file in use, read only, try after some time.

Wife:                      at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.
Husband:               sharing violation, access denied.

Wife:                      I made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband:               data type mismatch.

Wife:                      you are useless.
Husband:               by default.

Wife:                      who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband:               system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.

Wife:                      what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband:               the only user with write permission.

Wife:                      what is my value in your life?
Husband:               unknown virus detected.

Wife:                      do you love me or your computer?
Husband:               Too many parameters..

Wife:                      I will go to my dad's house.
Husband:               program performed illegal operation, it will Close.

Wife:                      I will leave you forever.
Husband:               close all programs and log out for another User.

Wife:                      it is worthless talking to you.
Husband:               shut down the computer.

Wife:                      I am going
Husband:               It’s now safe to turn off your computer