Husband: hey dear, I am logged in.
Wife: would
you like to have some snacks?
Husband: hard
disk full.
Wife: have
you brought the saree.
Husband: Bad
command or file name.
Wife: but
I told you about it in morning
Husband: erroneous
syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
Wife: hae
bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband: file in
use, read only, try after some time.
Wife: at least give me your credit card, I can do some
shopping.
Husband: sharing
violation, access denied.
Wife: I made a
mistake in marrying you.
Husband: data type
mismatch.
Wife: you are
useless.
Husband: by default.
Wife: who was
there with you in the car this morning?
Husband: system
unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.
Wife: what is
the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband: the only
user with write permission.
Wife: what is
my value in your life?
Husband: unknown
virus detected.
Wife: do you
love me or your computer?
Husband: Too many
parameters..
Wife: I will
go to my dad's house.
Husband: program
performed illegal operation, it will Close.
Wife: I will
leave you forever.
Husband: close all
programs and log out for another User.
Wife: it is
worthless talking to you.
Husband: shut down
the computer.
Wife: I am
going
Husband: It’s now
safe to turn off your computer
